On Saturday our dog got his summer hair cut. Before Saturday he looked like a fluffy little bear (he is a Mini-Schnauzer), after his hair cut he looks like an over grown rat (we had him shaved). Anyway ~ today, on Monday my 81 year old mother looked at him and said in all sincerity, "Oh Kathie (no Kathie is not here, she was calling me Kathie), this poor puppy must be sick, she (she's a he) is losing all her hair."
I know it is wrong but I laughed out loud. I couldn't help myself.