|Six in the Hood||
I'm not sure when our how it happened. One morning I woke up and found that my little 6 pound 11 ounce, 21 inch long baby boy is now 140 pounds, 5 feet 11 inches tall and going to homecoming WITH A GIRL! WHAT?!?!
As fate would have it, all the boys dads are deployed so Mrs. M took on the 'dad' role she put the boys in a football huddle, and gave them the plays for the night. Pull chairs out for dates; don't pull them so far out the girls fall on the floor - that is only funny to other boys. No farting, burping or any other bodily functions - again, only funny to other boys. Open doors for your dates. Under no circumstances touch boobies or any other body parts of your date in which you would not touch in front of your mother. Now, go out have fun, dance like no one is watching, well, except your mother.